The Attack of the "Anti-Americans"  

Posted by Alex Pendragon




Yesterday, I chambered my round, walked into the voting booth, and fired MY shot
for liberation of my Homeland. Yes, although I reside in "almost" or "fake" or "not-quite" America, and must be "anti-American" due to my strangely "unpatriotic" ability to think for myself, I went to my polling place and DARED to cast MY "terrorist" vote for...........gasp, shudder, OMG!!!!.......a BLACK MAN!

That's right, folks, I and my atheist devil worshipping gay loving pornographer terrorist/leftist/commie/ comrades just might turn this anti-christ loose on the white women of America and force them all to become Muslim sex slaves, raise taxes on 6 year olds, and open up liberal media training camps on our college campuses! Yes! And on top of that, we are going to FORCE every American (well, most of them, anyway) to have health insurance, and maybe get off unemployment and into a real job! SOCIALISM!!!! And despite the fact that Jesus is going to come back right after this election and clean it all up and just shovel all this shit right into the burning lakes of hell, we are gonna FORCE you to breathe clean air, TAKE your toxins and pollution away from you, and maybe even save the planet from global warming! Now wouldn't that be a pisser to all you rapture puppets?

Of course, that means now everybody has to get onto welfare and drive Cadillacs with shag carpet on the dash and Gangsta Bling hanging from the rear view. Yep, and then we will force God out of the class room and back into the churches where his bad ass belongs! Isn't it amazing that mere liberal gay loving baby killers can do that? And here I was thinking God couldn't be fucked with like that! Praise New Orleans and pass the hurricanes!

So, if THIS is the kinda shit you dumb ass retards REALLY believe, then be Afraid, very VERY Afraid, and get your ass down to the voting booth and vote as often as you can. While you are at it, you might want to jump some liberal looking faggot in the parking lot and (with the help of five of your drunk friends, of course) beat him up, just in case he was heading in to vote for that arab. That'll teach those un-American commies not to come around HERE voting!

Why would I encourage you to do that? Because we have ALWAYS had people like you littering the landscape, and you reproduce like rabbits, but guess what, this year we OUTNUMBER your narrow minded asses and your reign of DUH is OVER!

This was an unpaid political advertisement for the election of Barrack Obama, and you're damn straight I approved this message!!!






P.S. There is a perfectly rational explanation for the appearance of this post which appears to be a rant, something I swore I would never publish again. In a moment of weakness, I was possessed by a demon, and since I was temporarily not Wiccan, I also decided not to take personal responsibility for my own actions, preferring instead on insisting that "The DEVIL made me do it"! Thank you and have a nice day.

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14 slick comments

I LOVE this! When do I get my 'Cadillac with shag carpet on the dash and Gangsta Bling hanging from the rear view'? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rant on Sir Michael! this is great. You've got me ROTFLMAO!

Praise New Orleans and pass the hurricanes, indeed!

October 23, 2008 at 5:04 PM

Well Said Brother! I think you scored a bull'seye! Now, where's my bling and welfare check?

d.

October 24, 2008 at 9:17 AM

You could plead the 5th!

October 24, 2008 at 5:43 PM

I'm so sick of Palin's stance that she is somehow representative of "real" America.

October 25, 2008 at 9:09 PM

From one anti-American to another... TAG You're it!

October 27, 2008 at 8:58 AM

I'll probably cry when I vote. I'm a soft socialist.

October 27, 2008 at 9:35 AM

Yes YES YES!!
Let it out Laddy!
Peal off that scab and let the wound get some air!

Now you can sleep with a clean conscience.

Peace be with you.

October 28, 2008 at 3:32 PM

thanks for saying stuff i think all the time! i'm still faintly giggling...

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