We Love You To, Rush Limbaugh!  

Posted by Alex Pendragon

That's right, folks, he said it; Conservatives (including Rush, apparently) LOVE people, which I assume includes us, those "other" Americans. They want us to SUCCEED, at ALL costs, and want to remove any and all impediments from doing so. That includes those onerous regulations they oppress businesses with, like health and safety laws that protect workers, or the right to organize for better benefits and pay, or requirements that the goods and/or services your company produce don't kill people or the people producing/providing them. Yep, they love us all so much they don't want you to pay any taxes, especially if you attain the American Dream of making ALOT more than that $250,000 that President Obama is using as a measure of exceptional economic success. They want you to fly your own personal jets to and from work, or to grillings by congressmen who only want to embarrass you for making so damn much money you need to beg the government for even more of it (because apparently it costs money to lay people off). Yep, if Rush had his way, we would all be able to do anything we wanted, because, God bless us all, we are AMERICANS, and we are damn well ENTITLED to as much excess of everything we can get our greedy little hands on, no matter WHAT the cost to the environment or people without the type A personalities it takes to screw ordinary, hard working people of everything they worked for. So, don't be hatin', turn your retirement income over to the stock market, INCLUDING your Social Security retirement funds, so they can spread that love around to all those bankers and investors who know exactly what to do with it. Oh, and rush, I wonder what Ronald Reagan would think about our landscape now littered by an ever increasing number of homeless children? I know that the man who helped coin the phrase "Homeless" never meant for it to refer to ordinary families and children, just bums. Yes, indeed, Rush, you LOVE people; you just love them to death.........

Rush, you are God, and any party other than your own is evil, hellbent on destroying America, because we all know that liberals sacrifice their babies to the devil, and want criminals to run rampant in the streets raping our grandmothers. Based on the last eight years, we know how much you and your kind love this country, and it must have been some sort of communist conspiracy that made everything turn out the way it did. It is so refreshing to know that you are diligently working to return this country to the days when Haliburton and Dick Cheney was looking out for us, by torturing those terrorists, and telling the rest of the world to go to hell.

God bless you, Rush Limbaugh. I love you too...........

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March 3, 2009 at 11:34 AM

Funny how Imus lost his ass when he referred to basketball players as "nappy-headed hos" (and hey, I still think he should have been in trouble for it) but yet when Limbaugh announces that he "wants Obama to fail" he's revered! He's just pissed because his new $100M contract means higher taxes for him... of course he wouldn't wanna live like us on our meager incomes for the sake of lower taxes! Rush speaks, blue collar folks all over the country cheer and don't even seem to realize that they're not really on the same team and certainly not for the same reasons!

March 3, 2009 at 11:38 AM

This is SO good. Great rant. I can't listen to that guy. Makes my blood boil.

March 3, 2009 at 1:12 PM

The funny thing is that, from where I'm standing, he is God, he just really, really, doesn't know it.
Which is obvious every time he opens his mouth.
Terri in Joburg

March 3, 2009 at 9:41 PM

He is a piece of work.

March 4, 2009 at 7:36 AM

He is such an idiot. I saw some of his speech at the CPAC but only through the lens of the Daily Show. Otherwise, I am with jules, his voice makes me want to stab my ears with an ice pick.

March 4, 2009 at 2:34 PM

It's sad when Rush is so powerful he gets members of Congress to apologize for "offending" him. I don't even know where his core support is either. I'm serious - my social circle is pretty conservative but don't claim him as one of their own. I've not met a whole lot of people outside the stauncher conservative circles (usually military or law enforcement) that listen to him either. He's obviously popular and powerful, but I wonder if everyone just collectively told him to fuck off would he blow away like a paper tiger?

March 18, 2009 at 2:40 AM

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