Pissing on Fire Hydrants  

Posted by Alex Pendragon

National Rifle Association, I want to thank you, by your implied support, for making me realize that I need to arm myself, not just at home, but at work, at the supermarket, in church, and at political rallies. Yep, it is my GOD-GIVEN right, as you constantly assert, to pack heat whenever I find myself in situations when my life and liberty is being threatened, again, at work, at the supermarket, in church, or going to protest those nazi's at town hall meetings who want to murder anybody collecting social security. It's nice to know that if my boss starts yelling at me for sleeping on the job, just showing him my gun might tone down his demeanor. It's nice to know that seeing that I'm packing heat, the ass wipe behind me in the less-than-10-items lane won't make a scene about me having 19 items. And, it's nice to know that I can praise the Lord fully armed, in case some atheist sneaks in and wants to desecrate the church in the middle of services.

Also, I want to be prepared whenever I find myself in a position to "water the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants". This can be one of those situations that requires snap decisions, and one cannot react quickly to such opportunities if he has to run home and break his AK-47 out of a gun safe. No, we defenders of liberty know full well that you have to wonder into these situations with a full thirty-round clip of persuasion. We have two amendments to the constitution which allow us to speak our minds, with all the firepower necessary to make ourselves heard.

I love freedom, don't you? Well, punk.........don't you?

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3 slick comments

Praise the Lord and pass the Ammo!

Ah jess returned from Sow Dakotee where the guvment has the nerve to posts signs tellin' a feller that he CAN'T bear firearms around schools.
Sounds like Kommunizm to me.

Gawd Blass A-Merka!

August 17, 2009 at 9:43 PM

Maybe I'm pushing my luck by saying this, but I've lived in Detroit (4 years) and New Jersey (22 years) without ever owning a gun. In my entire life I have never held a loaded firearm. Hope to keep it that way.

August 24, 2009 at 10:57 AM

If I did move to the USA (as a Spy perhaps) I would definitely get me sum holster candy :)

Maybe a .44 Mag or a S&W .500! Now that is a handgun!

Just kidding I would begin a vigilante spree and go "Bronson" on those nasty muthaf*ckas who ruin it for the rest of us!
Oh yeah you ain't so bad beeyotch!
Oh no you di'int
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*eyes roll up into skull & drools

August 25, 2009 at 8:31 PM

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