A Retraction  

Posted by Alex Pendragon

Ladies and Gentlemen, or whatever your inner child decrees you to be, I, THE Michael, Lord Holder and Chief spaghetti maker here at Pendragon Hold, have a retraction to make. It seems that during my last post, I used the word "maggots" in a less-than-positive reference towards Republicans. This was brought to my attention by one of my loyal subscribers, who remarked, and I quote, "ignorant, God-fearing maggots"??? Michael! Michael! What have you got against maggots? Maggots have a stinky but necessary job and should not be used as a metaphor. We'd be over our heads in decay without them. Get politically correct and publish an apology and retraction."

Sigh.........My faithful readers, he is right, I should apologize to these poor creatures who we owe so much to, whom without our world would certainly stink so bad we could not exist without gallons of French perfume or High Karate after-shave to cover the stench of rotting garbage and road kill that we humans leave scattered across this great country of ours.

I am sorry.

But as far as you piss-ants showing up at your congressional representatives question and answer sessions on health care, simply to insult them, disrupting the forums so that ordinary citizens can't ask a serious question, in a sad attempt to derail health care reform...........well, let's just say "maggot" is much to kind a word.

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3 slick comments

Yowza!
At Ease Sailor!
I know that you are a child of the Universe (no less than the Trees and the Stars) and that you meant no disrespect to Mother Nature's recyclers.

I enjoyed your rebuke on the asshats that vex you and I concur that there is something very wrong with "those people".

I especially enjoy Bruno's (Sacha Cohen) take on the Suthern right-wing relijuss unedumacated toothless white cracker mullet wearin' gun-totin' Merkins that make up 90% of the Rebublican Party and make your country such a freakin' mess.

August 5, 2009 at 10:00 AM

By the way, maggots make great bait if you're going fishing. Shoot a rabbit, remove one leg and pitch it in a small bucket then cook the remainder according to your favorite recipe. Take the bucket when you go fishing and you'll have plenty of bait.

August 5, 2009 at 11:09 AM

Thank you ever so kindly for not calling them vultures.

August 6, 2009 at 7:15 AM

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